Sunday, November 29, 2009

What's your deal?


When Stanford went for the two point conversion against USC, Pete Caroll asked Jim Harbaugh repeatedly "what's your deal?" Last night, he had quarterback Matt Barkley go long against UCLA, when USC was up by two touchdowns with less than a minute left. I would ask Pete what his deal is, except I already know the answer: he is a hypocritical, classless individual.

The response I've been getting from USC fans is "why take that time out?" You take that time out to show your team that you're not going to lie down and give up. It is a matter of pride for the program. What Carroll did was not a matter of pride. It was a matter of ego. He is upset that the USC program is circling the toilet this year. He can no longer beat good teams, so he has to run up the score against teams that are not very good, teams that are rebuilding...like UCLA.

Tha fact is both teams played terribly last night, and both programs appear to have problems. It is about time that Carroll realizes that USC is currently sitting fifth in the Pac 10, and should be headed to the Las Vegas bowl. Carroll and USC have a lot more games in which the opposing coaches are going to run up the score in his future...and I can't wait to watch them. In fact, I'm not-so secretly rooting for an Arizona linebacker to "accidentally" tackle Carroll on the sidelines next week.

Frankly, I think Rick Neuheisel should have let his team storm the USC sidelines and start swinging helmets Miami style. However, since that couldn't happen, Neuheisel better remember this when he eventually brings the UCLA football program back from the dead, and he will eventually bring this program back from the dead. Once the Bruin receivers stop doing their best impressions of TO and Neuheisel finds his qb, UCLA is back in business.

To Pete Carroll: show some respect for this great rivalry. Show some respect for your opponnents. Calls like this do not go unnoticed. UCLA and everyone else you have managed to pissed off are all gunning for you. And this time it has nothing to do with the fact that you coach a good team and everything to do with the fact that you are a jerk.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Bringing the Enemy: Violation of "Rules of Being a Good Sports Fan" ch. 4, s 1

Contrary to popular belief, there are guidelines to being a good sports fan. There are certain actions that are so preposterous, so ridiculous, that they would offend any reasonable fan. One of these actions can best be described as "bringing the enemy." The rule is described below, with commentary from the rules committee.

Rules to Being a Good Sports Fan, ch. 4, s 1 "Bringing the Enemy to the Game"

(a) A true fan shall not bring a fan of the opposing team to a home game unless:
(1) opposing fan is significant other or spouse;
(2) opposing fan is in immediate family;
(3) opposing fan is dying of a rare disease;
(4) opposing fan is a close friend known to the true fan for a period of no less than three (3) years.
(b) All persons attending the game with the true fan must fall within one of the exceptions described above.

Commentary: The discussion of this rule was inspired by an individual that brought not one, but TWO patriots fans to the Colts-Pats game in Lucas Oil Stadium. Colts-Patriots has become a heated rivalry. In fact, it is one of the most intense rivalries in professional football today. Let's look at the factors at play here: two teams that consistently win their respective divisions, four recent super bowls between them, and...oh yeah...both start quarterbacks that will eventually end up in Canton.

So why would a self-proclaimed Colts fan decide to give his tickets to fans of such a visiting team? I mean, why stop there? Why not just fly in the entire city of Boston and negate the home field advantage completely while you're at it, dude? If these people are huge Patriots fans, then let them pay premium prices to a scalper. Don't make it easy on them. The only thing that makes this ok is that fact that the Patriots managed to blow a 17 point lead with four minutes left. I hope all the Patriots fans in the building cried...we know Rodney Harrison did.